- Mom: why are you doing that?
- Me: Because Sherlock holmes did it.
- Mom: if Sherlock Holmes jumped off a buildin-
- Me: *gross sobbing*
My dream reading spot.
I built you a house, a garden inside my head. I know you’ll be happy there
The Raw Jack Texts: What I Don't Understand About The Gay Marriage Issue
I often research both sides of an issue before determining where my stance lies. For example, it took me a while to decide on whether or not I considered abortion to be an ethical form of birth control. I mean, it is killing a ball of living cells for the betterment of the mother’s life; something…
11:42 PM
There were some incredibly slashy moments in Men in Black 3
- police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!!!
- me: not with that attitude
I remember when my daddy gave me that gun. He told me that I should never point it at anything in the house; and that he’d rather I’d shoot at tin cans in the backyard. But he said that sooner or later he supposed the temptation to go after birds would be too much, and that I could shoot all the blue jays I wanted - if I could hit ‘em; but to remember it was a sin to kill a mockingbird.
- teacher: you're taking too long to complete the classwork
- me: it does not matter how slow you go as long as you do not stop
